Paging Doctor Numbnuts
There was this drunk at the bar
many years ago
who wore a stethoscope around his neck
so everyone would think him
He was in rags otherwise, begging drinks in the worst way,
but always with that stupid black
a regular decided to screw with him
and wore a stethoscope of
The drunk drank beside him
for seven straight hours
and did not say
Then everyone wore a stethoscope,
even the bartender.
Waiting until the drunk went to the crapper
before putting them on.
When he returned
he walked about four feet
then his eyes got really
Like almonds split with a mallets.
MALPRACTICE!, he screamed,
Running out of the bar
so that everyone could share the same