Leah Mueller ~ Traffic Pointers for Your New Planet
Traffic Pointers for Your New Planet Greetings, alien! You may be wondering how to navigate. A few tips: Your spaceship requires two parking spaces. You might find a note on your windshield, saying “Learn to park, idiot!” Toss it in the trash. Avoid the mall. It’s full of crappy stores like American Outfitters and Torrid. […]
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