Lord Byron Resents The Demands Of Cyberpets

Then the mortal coldness   spewsome, thumbsucking or bright-eyed

It cannot feel                       a devo rapport of foofy pixels

That heavy chill                   buzz-crushes temper, all scrinchy

And tho’ the eye                  cotches, these mutts are dead meat soon

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Glossary: Devo – Robotic; Foofy – Prissy,  Buzz-crush – A Downer;  Scrinchy – Grumpy;  Cotches – Relaxes.