Lord Byron Resents The Demands Of Cyberpets
Then the mortal coldness spewsome, thumbsucking or bright-eyed
It cannot feel a devo rapport of foofy pixels
That heavy chill buzz-crushes temper, all scrinchy
And tho’ the eye cotches, these mutts are dead meat soon
Glossary: Devo – Robotic; Foofy – Prissy, Buzz-crush – A Downer; Scrinchy – Grumpy; Cotches – Relaxes.