Look on the Bright Side

Yes, she broke your heart.

Yes, I got that.

But let’s be honest

There are some good points,

And why not focus on them?

The top is on the toothpaste tube

For the first time in two years

And there are no long hairs in the sink.

The checkbook balances

For the first time in two years

And the lights you turn off stay off.

The caps are on the soda bottles and milk bottles

For the first time in two years

And there are no pizza boxes on the couch.

The medicine cabinet door is closed

For the first time in two years

And your T-shirts she slept in are off the floor.

The movie DVD’s are in the right boxes

For the first time in two years

And there are no bras and panties on the rugs.

The dresser drawers close and nobody hijacked your tweezers

For the first time in two years

And your décor is not candy wrappers.

So suck it up.

Get a porn library

And a puppy.