Look on the Bright Side
Yes, she broke your heart.
Yes, I got that.
But let’s be honest
There are some good points,
And why not focus on them?
The top is on the toothpaste tube
For the first time in two years
And there are no long hairs in the sink.
The checkbook balances
For the first time in two years
And the lights you turn off stay off.
The caps are on the soda bottles and milk bottles
For the first time in two years
And there are no pizza boxes on the couch.
The medicine cabinet door is closed
For the first time in two years
And your T-shirts she slept in are off the floor.
The movie DVD’s are in the right boxes
For the first time in two years
And there are no bras and panties on the rugs.
The dresser drawers close and nobody hijacked your tweezers
For the first time in two years
And your décor is not candy wrappers.
So suck it up.
Get a porn library
And a puppy.
