THE RIGHT WOMAN Not knowing exactly when he'll meet the right one, his bank manager won't take what he has. won't lend him what he hasn't. his lawyer states plainly. "You have no case." his PR guy says, "Publicize what?" the cop can't arrest him or set him free, the priest doesn't know laud from admonish, the mailman sniffs the bills and shakes his head, the fireman can't tell what's burning, the teacher won't give lessons because the semester hasn't started. the trash collector has no idea what he's recycling, what is garbage forever. He roams the bars, the clubs, even the sidewalks. The bartender can shut him off but shut off what exactly? Coat check can take his jacket but has no clue what to give in return. The sidewalks all passersby and cracks. The passersby keep on passing by and the cracks aren't nearly wide enough.