John Hughes
— to all the Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebies
It’s February 18, 2025, John Hughes’s birthday.
Altered Images is singing in my head.
The fact that he’s dead doesn’t stop me
from celebrating the birth of this man,
the man who understood us:
The Xers, Gen X, latchkey kids.
He was the Nicholas Ray of the 1980s,
capturing us like wild animals
in our rawest forms of cliques, bullies,
perceptions of popularity,
with a backdrop of vacant parents,
parents who hadn’t yet descended
from The Who’s helicopter
to master Parenthood.
Hughes made sure
that The Duckies, The Buellers,
and the Keith &Watts’s of this world
found their way out of the maelstrom of youth.
We got the message.
And we survived.
Sixteen candles have burned
since Hughes left us.
There are kids somewhere right now
who are at a TikTok dance
in a gymnasium of a friend’s phone.
But if you ask them if they’d rather watch,
The Breakfast Club or Barbie,
they’d choose The Breakfast Club.
They want to survive, too.