Country Song for a Hat Act

Honey, if there’s one thing

I’ve learned after all these nights,

it’s that wrong’s what do right.

It don’t seem to matter

what I do to get by

or how hard I try,

the one thing I’ve learned

after all these nights is wrong’s

the only thing I do right:

Leaning on the bar?

Wrong’s what I do right.

In the backseat a your car?

Wrong’s what I do right.

So it makes no sense to put up a fight

or be polite or aim for the light,

’cause day or night

in this country song of life

I am, baby, truly a star.

And whether it’s lovin’ or a fight

wrong’s what I do right.